Orange you glad I didn't say banana.

Like those cheesey Danielle Steel romance novels and your completed Twilight series, I'm not sure you want to done these books on your mantle, but they may come in handy.  The "Lines for all occasions" book bundle comes with little scripts to help you handle Breakups and Rejections, Excuses and Lies, Insults and Come-backs, and Pickups and Come-ons.  

Use with extreme caution. 

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