Fashion is going in odd directions these days. See previous Fendi do-it-yourself bag, for example. And Chanel's runway show proved that there still are such things as fashion-firsts.
Poking fun of DUI-plagued celebrities everywhere, Karl Lagerfeld has created the perfect accessory by way of house arrest anklets. These micro-ankle-bags probably fits lipstick, keys and a credit card (not that a crackhead needs much else) and fits securely to the ankle so you can dance and frolic without worrying about that bitch stealing your bag that you just threw on the couch.
Baby, would I EVER.
(Thank you Lindsay Lohan for being an inspiration to all of us)